anal cartridge

is something you put in your ass that holds shit for you so you don't have to go the the bathroom.

I'll help you put your anal cartridge in your ass. =D

by ILL BONE UR MOM October 17, 2008

Knight Carver

An extremely homosexual person, who shows many homo like tendancies.

Someone you want to avoid unless you are into that type of thing, BUT STUFF.....

Person 1: Lol, that guy is such a Knight Carver
Person 2: Fo sho

by B Rocking ur world January 1, 2009

phantom career pain

Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.

I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.

by DrM714 July 10, 2009

speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.

I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.

by Dell Computer Dual Monitors July 17, 2012

legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.

"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."

by jon_newhart April 30, 2014

George Carver Salad

The act of spreading crunchy peanut butter betwixt ones anus and having another individual eat it out.

Damn that girl offered to provide her own Jiffy Crunch for the George Carver Salad.

by JIMMY259 April 4, 2016

thick cartridge

A woman of thick stature with little to no curves, shaped of the same thickness from top to bottom, like a cartridge

Tim Bradley's wife is a thick cartridge.

by Jaydubsuperstar June 16, 2016