Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on LePlante giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Canadian

A nicer version of an american.

Hey did you know Bob is Canadian

by That_one_canadian December 14, 2020

Canadian Handshake

When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.

Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.

by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020

Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021

Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum

Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.

by Theguy430 November 27, 2023

Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.

If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.

by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022