cap city central

Person A: Yo, I skibidi'ed this lit girl last night

Person B: ๐Ÿค” Oh, cap city central alert! ๐Ÿšจ Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ’ค

Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! ๐Ÿ™Œ

Person B: ๐Ÿคฅ Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿญ That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts

Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Person B: ๐Ÿคฃ Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. ๐Ÿช #OutOfThisWorldLies

Person A: Man, you never believe me!

Person B: ๐Ÿ™„ Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ›๏ธ #ElectionDayEveryday

Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. ๐Ÿ˜

Person B: ๐Ÿคจ Oh really? Show me the receipts then! ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿ‘€

Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฌ

Person B: ๐Ÿšจ Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! ๐Ÿšจ Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“ฑ #TechnicalDifficulties

Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!

Person B: Trust? ๐Ÿคฃ That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ‘ฃ #LegendaryLies

Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.

Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? ๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. ๐Ÿ“–๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐ŸŽญ #CapCityParade
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cap city central

A: Yo, I lowkey bagged this mad baddie last night.
B: Thatโ€™s cap city central. Ainโ€™t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.
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cap city central

A: Yo, I lowkey bagged this mad baddie last night.
B: Thatโ€™s cap city central. Ainโ€™t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.
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Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.
When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.
by Markee Mark May 10, 2007
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Dahi Cap Konek

Directly translated into English as 'Penis stamped forehead', it is a phrase use to describe women who jump in and out of relationships that lasts a short duration or have many exes and sexual encounters.
Jennifer Lopez is what we Malays call โ€œdahi cap konekโ€. Kalau tak ada jantan tak boleh hidup. - asonofapeach
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trunce cap

What a trump supporter should wear facing the corner.
THAT LOUD MOUTH MORON SHOULD WEAR A TRUNCE CAP!
ANYONE BRINGING BACK COAL DESERVES A TRUNCE CAP
by bBITEME July 11, 2018
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Cap Blaming

Cap Blaming Is What A Person Does When Their Loses And He/She Can't Accept That Their Team Lost To A Better Team On That Particular Day. These Are The Same Type Of People That Love To Talk About The Past Because They Have Nothing To Talk About In The Present. They Also Hate Expansion Teams Because They're Afraid Of Competition. They Blame Everything On Gary Bettman

Cap Blaming Is Very Popular With Losers.
Everyone is Cap Blaming for the Tampa Bay Lightning for their success
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