Skip to main content

personality like a 'can of dog food'

A subjective personality type where the individual looks boring, plain (and even unappealing) on the outside even when they try to put a fun spin on themselves (usually because they try too hard to be likable), then when you crack them open (depending on your personality type) you realize... they are actually a pretty gross on the inside. However there are other people who do like them a LOT for whatever reason (dogs), these individuals tend to flock to them immediately, either in defense of them or to basically eat them up, often offering some of the person's bullshit up to others who usually tell them either, 'I'm good' or 'eww, gross', to which they immediately take offense.
Dude, you should watch the Legend of Korra it is SO amazing.

Nah, Korra has a personality like a 'can of dog food'

Man, f*ck you, bro! Korra is awesome!
by Muttemor May 3, 2021
mugGet the personality like a 'can of dog food'mug.

The ATF Can Suck My Dick

Chad: Hey Kyle did you get the "The ATF Can Suck My Dick" mug?
Kyle: Fuck ya i got that mug!
by FuckFuckingFuckBalls May 1, 2022
mugGet the The ATF Can Suck My Dickmug.

How fast can you blast

Were you play loud music at 100% volume on headphones while your parent is doing chores around the house and try to cum before someone walks in
Hey bro i did a “how fast can you blast” on my dad and i lost
by Joseph Blackman November 18, 2020
mugGet the How fast can you blastmug.
When you look at scp-001, knowing it causes cardiac arrest followed by death, and your father is in a hospital emergency room for cardiac arrest
Something's wrong, I can feel it. I think my father has died, but I haven't been updated of it yet
by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021
mugGet the Something's wrong, I can feel itmug.

opening up a can of whoop ass

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass
When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.
by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016
mugGet the opening up a can of whoop assmug.

Can we smash 1000 likes?

An unoriginal youtuber that needs revenue.
You: Good video.
Youtuber: CAN WE SMASH 1000 LIKES?
You: Nevermind.
by hecker heck September 14, 2018
mugGet the Can we smash 1000 likes?mug.

can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?
Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the can I buy you a drink?mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email