Def 1 (most extensive): The Blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus, Linnaeus, 1758) is a species of whale within the genus Balaenoptera and is considered my most scientists to be the largest animal to have ever exist as well as the largest mammal known to science. It is a Mysticete or Filter feeding Baleen Whale meaning it belongs to the taxonomic order of whales that do not have teeth but rather use a filter feeding plate like structures with hair like protrusions known as Baleen. The Blue whale is known to mostly feed on krill. Blue whales can reach a record 100 ft or 30.48 meters in over all legnth, but they tend to be slightly smaller than this. They also 100 tons (or at least some populations do with others being slightly less). They have a tounge the size of a car and a 397 lb heart (the largest of any Rorqual or any mammal for that matter). The Blue whale is said to have evolved during the Pleistocene era according to Gianucci et al 2019 and they proceeded to diversify into a few subspecies. Not a lot is known about blue whales and they seem to be endangered due to the whaling era.
Def 2: A sucide game in the eastern hemisphere
Def 3 : A comedic slam mostly used to take a jab at someones mother.
Def 4 (most important): IT IS YOUR MOTHER
Ref: Gianucci et al 2019, Mizroch et al 1984, Oxford dictionary, the flying spegghti monster himself!
Def 2: A sucide game in the eastern hemisphere
Def 3 : A comedic slam mostly used to take a jab at someones mother.
Def 4 (most important): IT IS YOUR MOTHER
Ref: Gianucci et al 2019, Mizroch et al 1984, Oxford dictionary, the flying spegghti monster himself!
Person 1: I heard Blue whales are in danger
Person 2: Quite sad, what an amazing sea creature
Person 1: No, I mean your moms in the hospital
Person 2: Quite sad, what an amazing sea creature
Person 1: No, I mean your moms in the hospital
by greyideas get edgy December 11, 2020
Get the Blue whalemug. You shave off a read beard and become a blue beard.
I dumped his sorry arse after I found out he was a blue beard.
I dumped his sorry arse after I found out he was a blue beard.
by Nards OTC August 14, 2007
Get the blue beardmug. A derogatory term for the UK Conservative Party. Usually said in a tone of voice that implys either forboding or complete distane.
Kind of a shame really as there are loads of very cool blue people in the world.
Kind of a shame really as there are loads of very cool blue people in the world.
David Cameron is the all mighty leader of The Blue People...
Oh no, we don't vote for The Blue People. Urgh!
Oh no, we don't vote for The Blue People. Urgh!
by Last Chancer October 28, 2006
Get the The Blue Peoplemug. The name is a reference to a potent form of heroin sold by Frank Lucas at the height of his drug trade in Harlem.
by DoPeMaNoRiGiNaTor December 16, 2007
Get the Blue Magicmug. by _Rabbi_ June 17, 2008
Get the winnie bluemug. the reference of someone wearing blue armor as being a retard, only modifying the word, making them a blue tard
by Falcon January 13, 2005
Get the blue tardmug. A fictitious "medical condition" invented by men who think it is morally sound to trick young women into sucking them off. If you ever find yourself in a situation with a guy announcing that blue balls are "ridiculously painful and excruciating," feel free to give him a quick punch to the crotch so he can understand the reality of bruised balls. It is not your duty as a woman to bring every man who has ever been aroused because of you, to completion. A boner isn't a medical condition.
"Your just going to leave it like this?" -your typical sleaze ball pretending to have blue balls
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)
by elliotindigo September 15, 2014
Get the Blue Ballsmug.