Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male

Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!

by kmfa666 July 8, 2010

Beardicle

The hair follicles on a male human's chin where the beard hairs grow in.

This helmet's chin guard is pushing my beardicles in.

by agmatt13 November 3, 2010

bearded kathe

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male while she has stubble, thus creating a chafing or rash on the male.

A.K.A. BK

Ah man I had the best bearded kathe last night, i got out of the shower and she threw me down, then proceded to BK me man!

by Bearded Johnny November 16, 2010

Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011

bearded coral

a hairy dick.

8==D bearded coral

by mrbiggyman April 4, 2011

beardgasim

when you see an amazing beard and origasim on spot without control.

(verb)
Beard-Gasim
That guys beard just made me Beardgasim.
Everytime i see austins beard i get a Beardgasim.

by ausdeeezyy June 19, 2011

Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011