Swedish baster

When you ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert your own sperm into your anus

Damn, kris fit all 16 units of the Swedish baster

by Swedish baster May 5, 2024

Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM)

The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.

Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.

Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 May 19, 2024

womber-based

Troll your friends and giggle at their reactions

Damn I'm so womber-based I just trolled the hell out of that guy

by Treefella June 6, 2024

Sharron Busted

To get a haircut.

My hair is so long, I need to get my Sharron busted.

by skettinoodle December 13, 2024

Sharron Busted

To get a haircut.

My hair so shaggy, I need to get my Sharron busted.

by skettinoodle December 13, 2024

Baby Barted

The act of squeezing a stuffed animal soaked with urine over another ones face while chanting the phrase "¡Ay, caramba!"

Some bitch ass nigga Baby Barted my sister last night.

by littlefirez December 22, 2024

Baby Barted

The act of squeezing a stuffed animal soaked with urine over another ones face while chanting the phrase "¡Ay, caramba!"

My friend Baby Barted my sister last night.

by littlefirez December 22, 2024