April 29

Hug someone named Suzanne today

Friend- it’s April 29
Guy- So???
Friend-So you gotta hug suzzane

by Jdjrjdjd April 28, 2022

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april 21

national grab your homies balls day also play clash royale day

its april 21st dude *grabs balls*

by SUs man 6969 April 18, 2022

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April 5

April 5 is is national roachs day made by your truly <3

April 5 is a day where we celebrate people who are considered roaches just for fun .

by irmroachs April 5, 2022

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April 15

Ask everyone on ur snap chat best friends list even if there a guy or a girl after they answer send them this

Hey wanna date sike I lied on April 15

by Gerald Henderson April 15, 2021

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The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.

And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021

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