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Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
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Alabama blowjobber

The act where a man inserts a pocket pussy into the tailpipe of a truck and fucks it while a friend hits the accelerator pedal.
Johnny's girlfriend wouldn't sleep with him so he asked me to help him preform an Alabama Blowjobber.
by Truck fucker April 15, 2020
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Alabama

Where real rednecks come from.
People say Tennessee is full of rednecks, but that’s not true. Alabama is where all the rednecks are.
by Ride like the wind June 22, 2019
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Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.
“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”
by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023
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Alabama

the best state ever because you can fuck and marry your sister
me: i love Alabama
you: why
me: i get to fuck my sister
by ur mom gayyy August 14, 2021
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alabama slamhouse

The art of placing thou testicles on a toilet seat and the proceeding to slam the cover onto the balls as hard as humanly possible.
Hey Matt if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you an Alabama slamhouse.
by matt fadelli/Cp May 4, 2018
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Alabama Bop It

When a male sits on a females face to have oral pleasure done to him, while the female proceeds to play with the male’s penis.
“You see that beautiful lady over there?!?”
“Yeah, what about her?”
“Maaaaaaan, the things I would do to let her give me an Alabama Bop It!”
by Boosted.gman March 11, 2019
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