Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023

Noodle Stroodle

To jerk off your friend; to ejaculate

Person one: *relaxing, just looking out the window*
Person two: "I'm gonna noodle stroodle you"
Person one: *concerned face* no, I'm fine, thank you. *runs away panicked*

by Your local mole rat November 27, 2023

funky noodle

when something is soooo crazy and unbelievable that is is simply just funky noodle!!

jessica: i literally just exploded from drinking two whole bottles of milk!!

you: woah man that is funky noodle!!

by liurrrr November 28, 2023

Cooked noodle

High on heavy drugs.

Look at her, she's a cooked noodle.

by ravenlotusveela December 7, 2023

Pool noodle

A pool noodle is a white guy that likes being around Asian women around a pool

Look at Sean over there. He’s having a backyard summer pool party with his uni students from his Asian fashion class he teaches. He’s so happy. What a pool noodle!

by Bowslosski December 15, 2023

Noodle Groovin

When someone (particularly on drugs) is tweaking out and can't sit still. Usually it looks something like when a presumably cracked out person is walking down the street, talking to themselves, and dancing/groovin to music that isn't playing. Whilst performing the act, their limbs seem limp and resemble wet noodles.

Yo, did you see that guy walking down the street a minute ago? He was noodle groovin for sure... probably on the way to the liquor store.

I was on my way to work this morning and saw some crackhead straight up noodle groovin about a block away from the office. That dude was so lit I almost mistook him for the sun by accident.

by Ninjareaper (Dat/guy) August 19, 2023