The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

by Leefry November 13, 2023

the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023

The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.

Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!

by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023

Chicken noodle

Tasty noodle with bits of chicken in it

Today i ate chicken noodle. Yum, it was good

by Suklaa March 24, 2018

Noodled

When you are so high. You look normal

Dude. You are so noodled...

by UnethicalClown February 25, 2017

noodled

the act of eating noddles out of a woman's vagina

jack was eating out paige and she said SUPRIZE BITCH YOUVE BEEN noodled . he began to pull noodles out of his mouth.

by vaginamedown69 March 18, 2017

Noodled

To have sex with a skinny white boy

I got noodled by Chad last night

by noodledog September 23, 2021