i'm off 12 xans

something you might say when you're about to lose your shit.

steve: i didn't do anything wrong whats your problem?
jessica: Bitch i'm off 12 xans! didn't do anything wrong??

by dont.trust.birds March 23, 2019

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully

Synonym for "I'm going to the bathroom" at Dodger Stadium, since they play Vin's commentary over the speakers in the bathrooms there.

I'm going to listen to Vin Scully and grab a beer.
Again? You just listened to him like 2 innings ago!

by A.Roo July 22, 2010

I dont know, I'm not a Doctor

A sarcastic reply to a very obvious statement or situation.

Gerry: So you stayed up all night eh?
Phil: Yep and I feel really sleep deprived.
Gerry: Really? You know I heard sleep was a good way to treat sleep deprivation, but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor. I might be wrong.

Andrew: Hey look! It's raining outside!
John: Yea I heard it tends to happen every once and a while....but again I dont know, I'm not a doctor so don't take my word on that.

by Owen Finnegan June 11, 2007

bart get out!, i'm piss

A meme taken from an amateur simpsons incest cartoon

The cartoon shows Bart walking in on Lisa going to the bathroom and Lisa saying "Bart get out! I'm piss"

"Good morning, Lisa Congratulations!"

"bart get out!, i'm piss"

by anonisanon September 28, 2008

I'm off like a Jewish foreskin

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"

"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

This YouTube series is what will happen if Sesame Street takes LSD, then meets with Freddy Krueger. It contains cake with organs, screaming clocks, a love-based Scientology, digital dancing computers, a duck getting his organs ripped out ALIVE!!!!!!, and a character almost going mentally insane, but whatever, if it has cute sentient oranges, YouTube and the FTC say it's a kids show.

This five year old kid doesn't want to eat cake anymore, because of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

by TheAnimator01 April 26, 2020

i'm out like a strikeout

means i gtg when talking online

aight man i gtg, i'm out like a strikeout

by PCpat June 3, 2006