Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

Chatting on someone’s name

When someone’s chatting on someone’s name, they are talking about them behind their back (usually in a negative way)

Chatting on someone’s name examples

“Stop chatting on Mike’s name”
“I heard him chatting on my name the other day”

by Creativecake March 27, 2024

What in the name of fuck

What somebody says when they are VERY confused, often because of what somebody else does or says

Guy: Yeah I parked the flower in the pig's rainbow bicycle
Other Guy: What in the name of fuck are you talking about?!

by Epesp June 21, 2024

The moons name

The moons name - Jasmine, she holds an angelic type of celestial glow which allows her to properly connect to aura and spirituality, said to be drawn to her kuekuatsheu a wolverine type male, in the spiritual world. Relate to the story of kuekuatsheu and the moon, and Relate it to your life and there you will seek your meaning.

The moons name is Jasmine and she is set to have met or to find her kuekuatsheu a dark haired, bearded type viking male who has strong connections to energy and has world focus.

by Archangel Azreal August 2, 2024

hello my name is yahya

someone that has the name yahya is greeting you.

hello my name is yahya dumbass

by xligmez May 14, 2024

buy someone with the name of a month a burger day

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”

by burger_lover. May 22, 2024

Akhira (male name)

A man who knows how to love, he is kind, knows the way to your heart.

He’s got a big charisma that will sweep you off your feet.

Once you meet a man named Akhira, you won’t look at other men the same.

He is that man. A green flag wait no a whole green forest

Words glide from his mouth to the pages like they are gold engraved in jewelry and is worth a thousand

“Akhira (male name) is a rizzler. They way he rizzes girls up, we aint safe boys. We gotta hide our girlfriends”

Akhira is husband material for sure

by Blackswan11 May 25, 2024