Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

unchain your pillow

Unchaining your pillow can be used in many different ways

Describing how beautifully poetic something is

or

to talk around NSFW topics

Example 1:

This poem was so beautiful, it unchained your pillow

Example 2:

I want to unchain your pillow later?

by UnchaningYourPillow April 2, 2021

Your mom

It is funny until they dont have a mom

“Your mom”
“Oh wait im sorry-“
(Cries cutely)

by Charlie D”melio/brown/spring October 12, 2022

buttering your teeth

A gay sex act where one male ejaculates into the other’s mouth, thus buttering his teeth with nut butter.

Chrishem wipe your mouth, you look like Colin was buttering your teeth again

by MisterTalia May 26, 2023

Your mom

A joke that isn't funny, and never will be. Grow up.

James: 'It's really wet today'
Sam: 'Like your mom'
James: 'Did no one tell you that's not funny anymore?

by iLiKebLOoD March 2, 2022

your mom

A phrase that is easy to describe on urban dictionary because everyone has used it.

1: Dude, there's like a million definitions for "your mom" on urban dictionary.

2: Your mom.

by pocketlint60 March 17, 2010

Kiss your crush day

Give your crush a smooch on the cheek

London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(

by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020