Are you siri?

Phrase uttered, when a situation is so ridiculous or bad that it makes you lose your marbles.

Dummy: I just spent all your money on marshmallows. You now own 100 metric tonnes of marshmallows

Me:...Are you siri?

by Cappy hamper July 17, 2025

What you need to do

shut the fuck up

Person 1: blahblahblah nerd shit.

Person 2: you know What you need to do

Person 1:

Person 2: thanks.

by WrenFloof#0666 April 19, 2022

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

I’m going to touch you

by I__like__toAST June 9, 2025

What am I supposed to do with you

An endearing sentence, used when you might not be able to keep the conversation going? I’d like to say it’s when you love someone so much you don’t know what to do with it.

“What am I supposed to do with you, love?”

by arcticgoose🦎 April 2, 2024

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary to said point of view.

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014

Are you trans?

A question I get asked by girls way too much.

girl:are you trans?
me:no
It's ray the bi man not ray the trans man

not transphobic just not trans
go trans people

by raybeez February 11, 2022

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Is a gut punching question, if asked at the right conditions.

"Well done, You did something that the Storm couldn't,
Destroyed the damned 33rd....
Do you feel like a hero yet?"

by Sosku10 July 2, 2023