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mute your screen

To turn off your screen, commonly used as an instruction from trolls.
"You're so bad at the game, just mute your screen."
by TenBaylor June 7, 2022
mugGet the mute your screenmug.

your mum

by fabulous_asshole_69 June 22, 2019
mugGet the your mummug.
September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.
Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day
by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025
mugGet the National pretend to be mad at your friends daymug.

Holding your kids hostage

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
mugGet the Holding your kids hostagemug.

your nan sells Avon

by that edp445 man May 27, 2022
mugGet the your nan sells Avonmug.

Your mom

Your mom.
It's um uuhhh idk your mom? Igg
by 👁️👅👁️✌️ September 6, 2021
mugGet the Your mommug.

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant
Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap
by Avl November 27, 2021
mugGet the i need your holes asapmug.

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