shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.

You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!

by Cooptastic November 20, 2015

shit fifty

The amount an employee gets paid at a crappy minimum wage job.

She despised her new job, mainly because it paid shit fifty an hour.

by Quin C. D. February 20, 2021

Shitting your boots

A combination of the phrases "quaking in your boots" and "shitting your pants". Caused by extreme fear that causes you to shit diarrhea that slides down your pant legs and into your boots.

That roller coaster is so scary, it will definitely have you shitting your boots.

by mr.aaaahmann May 26, 2023

shit.

when shit is not good enough to be said so you add a fucking dot to it

SHIT.

by idontknowstopit September 16, 2018

Dog Shit

A common unpleasant surprise one can find on their shoe after going on a walk in the park. Also it sticks nicely to your shoe and will enter every crevice of the bottom of your shoe as to make it nearly impossible to completely get rid of, so a tiny bit will be on your shoe permanently.

Sometimes after you return from a walk in the park, you're treated to dog shit on the bottom of your shoe that you have to scrape off bit by bit because nothing else will work.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 18, 2020

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013

Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.

" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"

by jude_it February 21, 2023