school

a living hell, that people use to disguise as the word school. they teach children absolutely useless stuff that we will never use, while also making us have anxiety, stress, panic attacks, depression, and loads and hours of homework. they take out 7 hours, 4 days a week out of their lives and our lives to torture us and yell at us for talking and give us detention to embarrass ourself.

principal: hey mr math teacher, how are your students doing in school
math teacher: they’re doing good, but they seem happy and i hate it. what should i do?
principal: EW! HAPPY? NOO! we must torture them! they can’t be happy. they did NOT come here for fun. i have an idea. give them all detention. that’ll teach em. oh! and give them 20 pgs of homework
math teacher: great idea sir! i’m on it

by justboredhere August 18, 2024

wall high school

A place where broomsticks are shoved up people booties and people are really weird, but atleast the football team is good!

the students at wall high school shove broomsticks up peoples butts

by jrhehrhruekejshd May 21, 2022

Elementary School

Formal Name: *Lower Primary School*. The first compulsory stage of education. Where kids from Kindergarten-Grade 3 (Ages: 4 - 9) come to learn beginning Math, Science, Social Studies, Science, and other bullshit.

Parent: My kid's about to enter Elementary School.
Parent's friends: He's growing up so fast.

by xplodinproductions94 October 10, 2022

Eisenhower High School

A high school with a lot of bitch ass middle class kids who think they’re cool because they wear Supreme or another overly expensive brand. The teachers are old af. All they do is bitch and complain at you if you do something slightly wrong. If you do have a younger teacher then they’re probably pretty chill though. Also everybody vapes and thinks they’re so cool. You literally cannot piss in a urinal without pissing on a vape somebody threw in there. They’re broke af too. Everything is a least 30 years old.

“Oh you go to Eisenhower High School”
“Yeah”
“Oh that’s why ur such a bitch”

by JustARandomGuy174828 October 20, 2021

The Villages Charter School

A nice school that gets all the government funding it need and puts it into all the wrong shit like spin you chairs instead of learning. Known for a shooting threat. Got a window shattered by a rock. And fights almost once a week. We love it here

“You go to the villages charter school?”
“yeah”
“fucking loser”

by yourptamom September 8, 2021

School

Hell

" you ready to go to school this morning?" "no it sucks like hell"

by thiccyboiy69420 November 15, 2019

doral academy middle school

(talking abt the one in doral fl idk abt the others) this school is basically filled with racist, homophobic retards that want to find ur personal info ALL the fucking time. been here since last year for 6th grade and i already wanna kill myself. fuck this school and fuck ms martinez (the critical thinking mf that glazes her daughter) 🤦

i don't fucking know (doral academy middle school) 😭😭

by no one u need to know of May 1, 2025