by Mcglibjib April 21, 2019

Person 1: nahhhh you got ZERO rizz…
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
You: think you the shit bitch you not even the fart GRAH *struts away*
Person 1: WWHHAATTTTTTTTTTT *explodes from the insult*
by August has so much rizz February 23, 2024

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.
Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
by your neighbor September 20, 2022

When things turn out to be 100% GREAT and EXACTLY like what you wished for...
... when you least expected it and straight up out of the blue in bona fide feel-good happiness...
... these two words sums it up to a T.
... when you least expected it and straight up out of the blue in bona fide feel-good happiness...
... these two words sums it up to a T.
My homie bought a box of take-out egg rolls, but the chef said there were no more sweet chili sauce packets.
Homie: Yo, man... they ran out of my favorite sweet chili sauce. That's messed up.
Me: Dude, I got a bottle of that sweet chili sauce the other day. You know... the one with the big cat
jumping through the flaming hoop? Got a spare bottle of that and some Sriracha Sauce, too!
Homie: Oh, shit yeah! That'll work! THAT WILL WORK!
Homie: Yo, man... they ran out of my favorite sweet chili sauce. That's messed up.
Me: Dude, I got a bottle of that sweet chili sauce the other day. You know... the one with the big cat
jumping through the flaming hoop? Got a spare bottle of that and some Sriracha Sauce, too!
Homie: Oh, shit yeah! That'll work! THAT WILL WORK!
by Wa11ar00 February 9, 2025

by Lilniggafert May 28, 2021
