what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Manufacturing a shit

Successfully forcing oneself to defecate when one doesn't have the urge to do so.

John told his wife that he had to take a dump, but he found himself manufacturing a shit after his urge was a false alarm.

by Original Orangutans June 30, 2023

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by antsasshill November 28, 2021

Shit cricket

Stubborn little fucks that just won’t ever shut the hell up, I’d say one of the worst bugs ever created in Gods green earth

Man I can’t get no sleep, those damn shit crickets won’t shut the hell up

by Hashsimons September 13, 2020

Dog shit

short term for a young rich nigga

“I pop out dog shit these hoes thought I was broke” - BabyKia

by Xynkota December 28, 2023

Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.

Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker

by KodakAttack November 28, 2022

Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.

“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 8, 2021