dumb as shit

referring to any organism that can move and is also very stupid

Me: that guy is dumb as shit
That guy: :(

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Shit slicer

A person who slices shit for a job

He’s a shit slicer

by Peenweener May 7, 2021

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Drunk ass shit

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.

Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.

by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015

Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit

A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean

by Desert Shark April 15, 2022

Shit on a Furry Day

On the 10th of January, you are legally and morally allowed to shit on a furry no matter where or when.

Person 1: Dude, it was Shit on a Furry Day yesterday and I accidentally shat on three, when I meant to only shit on one!
Person 2: Damn bro

by mansocoolamiright January 8, 2023

Blue Shit

An insult used to say ''fuck you'' to the fans of Half life: Blue shift

Person 1: Hey i love blue shift!
Person 2: You mean blue shit?
Person 1: kill your-

by Azureh January 12, 2024