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dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.
Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.
by lebron42069 November 12, 2023
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dirty sanchez

when you insert something in their tight chocolate doughnut but they shit a little so you take it out and bob ross an authentic mexican mustache across their upper lip.
"OMG Sarah is such a slut, she gave a dirty sanchez to her boyfriend and licked it off"
"that night with jeff was awesome I didn't tell him I get turned on by poo and yet he still gave me a dirty sanchez"
by jefarbel November 14, 2023
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dirty jael

When you buttfuck a dog and then a you rawdog a cactus. Then inserting the jizzed up cactus into your anus and buttfucking yourself, while eating a burger.
Yea bro I totally pulled a dirty jael last night
by Isucktoesandgetdemhoes42069696 November 15, 2023
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dirty zephan

When you fuck a girl for 38 hours straight only to pull out and put it in the stinker. When doing a dirty zephan you never use protection or the cum stink soup can’t be enjoyed
Omgggggg my man just did a dirty ZEPHAN and I wanted to scream so badly
by Yanguskhan69 November 15, 2023
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Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.
My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.
by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023
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Dirty Baptiste

When you're getting brain from one girl, penetration from a 6'6 obese man with an expo marker, and eating creamy alfredo and mushroom pasta at the same time. The man is always named Armando from Mexico
I just got a Dirty Baptiste, shit was fye.
by amgrogus November 16, 2023
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Dirty burgle

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.
Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.
by anonymous November 17, 2023
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