Your Mom

Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit

by SirCentipede November 1, 2022

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Get the Your Mommug.

Hold your apple sauce

an expression advising normally a guy that they will have to wait, or will entirely not be getting, to have sex and/or ejaculate. similar to the expression 'hold your horses' except used only in terms of sex

My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it telling me "hold your apple sauce" and started talking.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.

by mutesoul2 May 3, 2022

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Get the Hold your apple saucemug.

put your helmet on

a saying for retarded people

“Put your helmet on retard!”

by ChubsOrdinary February 26, 2025

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Get the put your helmet onmug.

BrO YoUR HAckiNg

something a seven year old syas when they get mad in a game because they couldn't beat you.

7yr: BrO YoUr HaCkINg
some guy: It's called skills buddy.
7yr: gclaviqcubciluwg

by your local soup store July 21, 2022

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Act your age accordingly

We have a lot of people who don’t act their age accordingly.

When you are not at home act your age accordingly.

by r108 May 24, 2025

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Get the Act your age accordinglymug.

your mango

your mango is someone who has changed your life for the better after she/he stepped into your life.
both of you share the same love for mangoes
she/he is the sweetest person you have ever met
You can talk to the person for hours and not get bored. They truly make u happy.
I hope we both can be each other's mango

Your mango, you make me feel loved and i truly will not stop loving you

by mfthatisgay May 26, 2023

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