You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

Your mom

The largest mammal on earth

Your mom is very fat

by theflying_egg May 26, 2021

Post your significant other day

October 27th is post your significant other day! whether that's ur girlfriend, boyfriend or theyfriend, post them!

girl: did u know its Post your significant other day

boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way 😭

by Archiekins545 October 7, 2022

Your mom

The most common comeback to ever be created in history.

Guy 1: What are you doing? Guy 2: Your mom.Guy1:Shut up bitch

by GlizzyGobbler69 in your mom January 31, 2022

Tuck in your lip

It means to silence or shut up-

Oi Tuck in your lip i have had enough of your crap

by Olowaseun Olofunketa March 21, 2022

Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b

Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b

by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023

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