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American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.
Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all
by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022
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Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023
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Shit Dick Nick

When you’re doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick so you make her suck it off
i seen ole shit dick nick yesterday, he wasn’t looking to good.
by Cs35293628 September 24, 2025
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Black dick

Hey Amy what do you love most in the whole world

Amy: black dick 😊
by Guy with a big black dick June 30, 2023
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Dick

The definition of a dick is my brother lol and I hope he sees this. And I tell him this every SINGLE day
by Big_ obnoxious_duck September 11, 2022
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vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
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dick riding

* y’all arguing *
the person: bro your dick riding me
by lilheadnametia September 8, 2023
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