Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

fuck shit

when one is doing crazy reckless shit.

Ay dawg was on some fuck shit at the party last night.

by savuren January 20, 2021

shit ass

it has nothing to do with speedruns or any gaming crap. thats some more dumb millennial crap. its basically calling you a baby and its been around longer than most people that answered have been alive!!

hey shit ass quit crying and get back to work. all you did was hit your thumb with a hammer.

by Maniacjack74 August 20, 2022

Shit fluff

The fluff that gets created in ones belly button, there's no evidence where it comes from but there's so much you would expect to see holes in your T shirts and why is it always blue no matter what colour shirt you wear?

Fuck me, I stripped off Infront of this girl, she was so hot and gagging for it, but then I realised something was wrong by the startled look on her face. Shit! By buttons full of fluff!!! My night was ruined by shit fluff!

by Crudeoil December 20, 2021

force-shit

Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.

"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."

by RoyalEmu January 10, 2015

Get Shit Done Day

A day after a really terrible event in which you suddenly have the motivation to do way more than you would normally.

A: I cleaned my whole house after Katie broke up with me.
B: But you never clean anything.
A: Yeah, I was just having a Get Shit Done Day.

by JoeyisStuck April 20, 2018

shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit

Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo

by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024