OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)

When a public FB conversation subject matter veers into territory best not explored before God and all (your current and future FB friends)...

(blah)

(BLAH)

...but the only option that I have of not feeling like I am being taken for a ride by both the rich and the poor fuckers of the world is to be like you and live in a van on the beach. Except if we all do that, you would not have any free internet, so you would not have the joy of reading all this material you are tossing out, you could not mooch of the free showers, and so would not get laid cuz you would be a smelly mofo, you could not park on the free streets that the taxes of the citizens of...

Whoa there hoss, lets take this OFF (Off Fucking Facebook)

by OaxiNoYouDidnt June 23, 2011

Karam, shut the fuck up

when a certain someone (might or might not be named karam) goes on about gay porn or some shit and everyone tells him to shut the fuck up

Person A (might be called karam): *sends yoai hentai to #memes*
Person B: Karam, shut the fuck up

by iusearch December 21, 2020

go fuck yourself with a sausage

take a sausage and fuck yourself , so if you are reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage

E.g : Brigita is annoying mark junior , so mark tells her , go fuck yourself with a sausage

by TheDictionaryFromTheWORLD October 17, 2015

national fuck off day

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day

Hey bro today's national fuck off day

by Pussyeater101201 May 28, 2018

fat fucking bloated toad

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker

"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 8, 2018

fuck me till it hurts!

fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.

I tell Matt to fuck me till it hurts! whenever he wants to fuck me - I like it rough!

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

fuck me on a mountain in switzerland

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008