Putting my face on

applying make-up... simples!

I'll be 20 minutes!! I'm just putting my face on!

by tetcha November 26, 2013

float my boat

Im going to go float my boat.

Let’s go float my boat.

by Gypsy818 July 19, 2024

putting up shelves on my wall

pegging your husband

im putting up shelves on my wall ifykyk

by TheBigOunce4 October 9, 2025

Snuggle on my crotch

Sleep with me

Will you snuggle on my crotch?

by B4NG June 8, 2018

stole my batch

stole my batch;the taking of a young man's virginity or v-card

I don't remember the name of the first girl who stole my batch.

by bubbles213* September 30, 2008

Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

The meaning of my life

If I had to choose.... It would beeeeee..... TO KILL GOD!

Hym "What is the meaning of my life? Says the Jordan Peterson plant... To kill God. That is all. But I'll take care of that when I'm dead. For now, I'll do what I'm doing now. Which is demonstrating to a charlatan that his life has no meaning. But only because it's funny."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024