Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.
by Shawn85206 December 30, 2016
Get the shit-tonmug. "maan, i need the shit badlyyyy!"
"well go to the toilet then u idiot!"
soo why do you go to the toilet? TO HAVE A SHIT!
"well go to the toilet then u idiot!"
soo why do you go to the toilet? TO HAVE A SHIT!
by shittyman123 April 6, 2010
Get the shitmug. "Did you hear that frank's Altima does the quarter mile in 50 seconds."
"Yeah I heard that shit kicks"
"Yeah I heard that shit kicks"
by wienerman5000 December 7, 2021
Get the That shit kicksmug. by Männerspotter_angelo January 24, 2022
Get the Shit on Theelkemug. Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
Get the Taking a shitmug. Tray and Reno are walking down the street and see a anti-everything protest.
Tray: This is some palm shit.
Reno: Bro what is palm shit
Tray: You not knowing is some palm shit too.
Tray: This is some palm shit.
Reno: Bro what is palm shit
Tray: You not knowing is some palm shit too.
by TofuKiba June 22, 2021
Get the Palm shitmug. 