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Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.
Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.
by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023
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acoustic shit

An "acoustic shit" that falls out without sensation is an instance of fecal elimination marked by an absence of awareness or control. this phenomenon, often associated with conditions like "big ol prison wallet" or "profuse butthole smoke".
after all of Galacta ran a train on Noisy he took an "acoustic shit".
by Lou. Sassle February 17, 2024
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Shit

What comes out of the booty hole when you eat
by Yopooobutt August 5, 2019
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Shit the Walls

Southern slang / exaggeration on an expected or unexpected EXTREME poo which is so extreme that the walls could fall victim.

• So much poo that the walls are covered
I’m about to shit the walls after eatin’ Marlene’s left overs
by TLTL May 10, 2022
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Shit goblin

A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms
Whats up n- shit goblin!!! "Shut the fuck up or ill eat your shit too" :)
by Amongusly September 20, 2021
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