Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.

Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017

Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.

Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.

by Lightofday February 5, 2022

Shit

Bullshit

Man this is bullshit

by Ddood September 30, 2020

Shits-And-Giggles

Something done for fun, or joking around

“We should prank the class for shits-and-giggles.”

by Per-Son May 20, 2022

Piece of shit

Phrase used to describe a garbage human.

Alex Jones is a real piece of shit. He should be scooped up and put in the trash where he belongs.

by The Mik March 30, 2019

Shit weasel

Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.

Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

Rock Her Shit

To express extreme passion towards another woman.

Wow! That girl at the bar is beautiful. I'm finna rock her shit!

by whiteoaktree January 12, 2020