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Shit Strangled

When you walk into a bathroom and are immediately repulsed by the stink of someone else's feculence and forced to evacuate.
I can never use the bathroom at work, as I have to fill out the Coroners report with the cause of death " Shit Strangled " and may soon lose my veterinary license.
by Xzyhle February 11, 2022
mugGet the Shit Strangledmug.

gawd awful shit

1. A bad and dangerous situation that puts many people in jeopardy or a calamity of huge proportions.

2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
1. The terrible accident on I -20 was some gawd awful shit.

2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
by Kraski June 8, 2022
mugGet the gawd awful shitmug.

Shit on a stick

You're giving anal to someone and they shit on your dick
Every hole's a goal
by WeAreTheOppositeOfAwesome March 20, 2015
mugGet the Shit on a stickmug.

dog shit snow ball

A snow ball containing hidden dog shit.
Tommy knew that the nuclear option was using a dog shit snow ball.
by autmwnd February 25, 2015
mugGet the dog shit snow ballmug.

shit dem

bro: yo look at dat ting over dere
me: shit dem she’s got bunddaaaaa
by i.forgot.my.name October 1, 2020
mugGet the shit demmug.

shitted feets

Shitted feets arr impiratical for hotel use.
by arrrmatey2 September 4, 2022
mugGet the shitted feetsmug.

atmospheric river shit

A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
by Hot Franklin January 9, 2023
mugGet the atmospheric river shitmug.

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