bakers shit

a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake

dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

Type Shit

A behavior or situation that the person you’re answering probably will be familiar with. “Type Shit” is used Instead of describing exactly what happened or the mundane details of the situation/behavior.

How was your vacation?

“ it was wild , lots of promiscuous type shit.”

by Warriorm3 February 5, 2024

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024

Shit on my back

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.

I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."

by Professor B13 November 13, 2023

shit walk

When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.

Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.

by Toggi October 13, 2008

Jack Shit Off

To copy something

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!

by Felix1999 September 2, 2022

Shit

Basically poop or you are in deep shit

'IM IN DEEP SHIT'
'SHIT'
'ARE YOU SHITTING IN THE TOILET!!!!'

by Purpeal September 3, 2020