dead ass

be serious or you are serious

shay: EOWWWW GEUSS WHO FINNA HAVE A BABYYYYYY
quan: bitch be so dead ass

trey: i got like 85 bodies like dead ass

by sevennnnnnn May 17, 2023

Ass bomb

An explosive rectal suppository designed to blow someone up from the inside. This literal weapon of ass destruction results in a fatal condition called EBS (explosive bowl syndrome).
-British variation: arse-bomb

Billy: 'He stuck a lump of plastique up your bum, son.'

Serge: 'Ass bomb.'

by shaquille Oatmeal. November 17, 2020

Ass Penny

You know those pennies that are about 100 years old and looked like they were shoved up your ass? Yeah, those are these pennies.

Person: What type of penny is that?
Me: Oh this? This is an ass penny.

by Maxawesome7 January 25, 2020

Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

shake some ass

shake some ass refers to standing on business but only for females.

shake some ass Courtney, this is your race

by kakeOH May 9, 2025

National be a lazy ass day

Feburary 30th, Just be lazy as fuck.

You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!

by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023

Elijah ass nigga

It means your lame or corny

“He went behind a girl and said guess who? He's being an Elijah ass nigga”

by @24hrswithaddi April 16, 2024