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shit

a training program. stands for Special High intensity training
I had to Take SHIT (Special High Intensity Training)for my job
by Jay773 January 6, 2016
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Shit fluff

The fluff that gets created in ones belly button, there's no evidence where it comes from but there's so much you would expect to see holes in your T shirts and why is it always blue no matter what colour shirt you wear?
Fuck me, I stripped off Infront of this girl, she was so hot and gagging for it, but then I realised something was wrong by the startled look on her face. Shit! By buttons full of fluff!!! My night was ruined by shit fluff!
by Crudeoil December 20, 2021
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shit ass

it has nothing to do with speedruns or any gaming crap. thats some more dumb millennial crap. its basically calling you a baby and its been around longer than most people that answered have been alive!!
hey shit ass quit crying and get back to work. all you did was hit your thumb with a hammer.
by Maniacjack74 August 20, 2022
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shit

there's shit coming out your butt
by flowerpizzalover99 October 23, 2022
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shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit
Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo
by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024
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Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.
Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!
by Wes the Human November 3, 2015
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Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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