Shit

What everyone calls Crystal Meth on the streets, at least in Oregon. If someone asks if you’ve got any shit, they’re not being vague, they’re asking if you have methamphetamine.

Skinny stranger: hey ladies you got any shit?
Naive friend: yeah we’ve got lots of shit haha what are you looking for?
Skinny stranger: like a ball.
Naive friend: you’re looking for a ball? Idk try Target it’s been a while since I’ve had one of those!
Me: omg he means clear. No we’re fresh out sorry dude.
Naive friend: clear? I’m lost.
Me: yeah keep it that way.

by SpunfunwithDiana March 6, 2025

when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York

why did you pick it up dumb ass.

"# when I randomly pick up SHIT I found in New York"

by @HEYBITCHS March 7, 2025

I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care

"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"

by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025

shit from an ass

Literal feces.

This term is usually used as "shit" has come to mean essentially the same thing as "terrible". So, of course, there has to be a new cathartic way of referring to LITERAL shit!

Why does it smell like shit here? Like, shit from an ass?

by an extremely depressed bandu March 11, 2025

Worth A Shit

Worth time and effort to put in

Person A: "was investing in Apple profitable??"

Person B; "yeah, investing was worth a shit"

by c4l3bb March 13, 2025

shit

1: poop, or feces

2: realisation

1: i took a fat shit last night
2: shit, i left the oven on

by morting March 17, 2025

Epstein Shit

Epstein shit is when you unapologetically use people as assets, are on your sigma grindset, and are really touching paper. Similar to “bag chasing” but on a more elite (((connected))) level. The phrase was coined by @leadingains on X

I’m on my Epstein Shit nigga!

by anonymous March 18, 2025