National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask

Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

by . March 6, 2023

I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"

Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots, bitch.

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 7, 2023

Kisss your crush day

This is the day you can kiss your crush and not have any regrets. This is on March 8th.

James: can I lips you

Mariah: erm why

James: cuz it’s Kisss your crush day

by Daniel Shantel March 7, 2023

drive your car into my garage

So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).

I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

chop your neck

When you get caught in lie and end up looking stupid. The person caught in the lie has to make a chopping motion on their neck, or be chopped on their neck by the person who caught them in a lie.

Popular in the New York area in the early 2000s

“Did you eat the last cookie?”
“Nah, it wasn’t me”
“Really? Then why you full of crumbs? AHH CHOP YOUR NECK!”

by anonymous March 9, 2023

Your crush

Is someone that doesnt give a $hit to you.

Cry for them, kneel for them , and beg for them. Those will get you nowhere; except seeing them be happy with someone else.

Ex: "did you see Kennedy? Your crush? Omg like he's so bbg today too!"

And you reply with them:

Ex: "gurl WTF that b!tch is mine how long have you been crushing on my man like girl bffr 💀"

by apopoltightpoosay March 10, 2023