Dick jam

A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.

Man, I'm going to be the next Dick Jam gold medalist!

by dickjam#1 September 11, 2016

mayo dick

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener

Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?

by Dax lions September 10, 2016

Tenda dick

A man. .boy...male ...who is always whining, crying, or complaining about EVERYTHING.

It always kills my soul to have to deal with him. ..ole tenda dick...ugh..so unattractive .Tender soft

by Loquacious September 9, 2016

Dick dabbing

To have The Rankin pull their dick out and hit the dab

I was skyping with james and he stood up and did some dick dabbing

by justthegirlwholoveshim September 8, 2016

dick email

An email sent by someone you dont know with pictures of random dicks

Yo becky i got a dick email last night

by fishy licker September 8, 2016

grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.

He got a grocery dick.

by Hp September 6, 2016

nap dick

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

by Cdawg0533 September 4, 2016