nap dick

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

by Cdawg0533 September 4, 2016

fish stick dick

It's when a guys junk smells like fish.

Angie: Rhonda don't have sex with Ronnie!
Rhonda: Why?
Angie: Cause he has fish stick dick

by Obj1310 September 3, 2016

dick fripp

A sperm bubble that comes out of the tip of your dick following intercourse.

Albert lay back on the bed after sex and blew a big dick fripp, much to the delight of his wife.

by Lovecave Leroy September 3, 2016

stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

Sock-Dick Danny

A man whose penis is uncircumcised. A term made popular by comedian Bryan Callen. See also: Clean-Tip Tim

Hey man, is your sister okay dating a Sock-Dick Danny, or is she more into Clean-Tip Tims?

by grand unified August 26, 2016

fizzle-dicked

The state of mind between whiskey-dicked and buzzed.

Patrick and Matt are getting fizzle-dicked at the club tonight.

by Horned up August 21, 2016

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016