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Obey your man day

Girl: hey whatcha doing

Boy: come here

Girl: okay but only because it’s Obey your man day
by The definition don on the lawn November 9, 2021
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Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
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Tuck in your lip

It means to silence or shut up-
Oi Tuck in your lip i have had enough of your crap
by Olowaseun Olofunketa March 21, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Whip out your titty day

Every May 5 is international whip out your titty day on this day you should go up to your friends and show them your titties
I can’t believe you is whip out your titty day Best day ever
by anonymous May 4, 2022
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Figured out your spice cabinet

When you've found all their sex buttons.
Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!
by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017
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Keep Your Jaw On

"Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.

Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”

PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
by C L G May 1, 2025
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