Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

shit walk

When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.

Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.

by Toggi October 13, 2008

Shit-Midas

After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)

Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.

by Reglet June 4, 2025

shitting bricks

shirting bricks means when someone is having an over reactive reaction to something.

i just asked a simple question why are you shitting bricks?

by arlo9999 June 26, 2022

no horse shit

No Horse Shit is a quote from the movie Big Trouble in Little China. No Horse Shit means no joke, or no messing around.

No Horse Shit Jack?

No Horse Shit Wang.

by Jackburton255 May 21, 2019

Shit

Basically poop or you are in deep shit

'IM IN DEEP SHIT'
'SHIT'
'ARE YOU SHITTING IN THE TOILET!!!!'

by Purpeal September 3, 2020

Shit

Sit on the toilet and then look down. If you're lucky you'll see some brown stuff. That's called shit.

Dude I need to shit really badly.

by Ilikekilling June 3, 2021