(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate
Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense
by DrummaKing December 10, 2017

by Cid Kagenou May 18, 2025

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.
Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long
Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long
Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job
by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018

by alsalfai June 18, 2012

When you lose a verbal fight with your significant other and you decide to act all cute like a baby to make he/she forgive you.
by Gispatcho Vhloiga November 8, 2020

Any country that has devolved into a horrible place to live because of decades of corruption and horrible management. Politicians promote extreme positions to divide and conquer the people, wars are permitted to rage out of control, and no one has the balls to stand up and put an end to the stupidity. City streets are dirty and unsafe for everyone, and nights are frequently interrupted by sirens or helicopters. All the leaders are gay.
Every day I wake up really angry that I live in such a shit country. I don't ever think we'll have real leadership because no one knows what that looks like, since it hasn't existed in our lifetimes. Anarchy blows, yo!
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

An utterly horrible phrase. Implies that people are sexually attracted to something so vile and repulsive that all you can do is shake your head.
by feliciasneck March 11, 2021
