A high school in the ass end of calgary, the band kids are weird as fuck, they don't know how to read sheet music, and like 15 of them are all over each other and they call themselves "The cuddle puddle" which is pretty fuckin weird in my opinion
The school is so welfare it makes me laugh
The school is so welfare it makes me laugh
Guy from nova scotia - "i visited Chestermere high school with my school band when we went to calgary, they're pretty fuckin weird kids ngl"
by Diky nuts May 9, 2024
Get the chestermere high schoolmug. a dumbass school full of fuckers who think they're better than everyone else its so unbelievable the girls there think theyre the shit but in reality theyre literal whores im being serious. the boys think they're funny for making fun of the teachers and other students like you dress like a 10 year old boy who plays Minecraft all day you are FOURTEEN act like it
by lllos20 June 8, 2023
Get the northeast middle schoolmug. A shitty hell that turns you from an innocent, fragile 11-12-year old to a hardened, traumatized 14 year old. This place is full of racists and don't give a fuck about Asians, teachers don't do shit about bullying, 7th grade being the worst year in this school, and stupid relationships that last about 2 weeks at best. Physical strength and looks are crucial to have a better experience. Being Asian (like me) makes middle school harder, because 97% of people in public middle schools say "ching chong", "rice harvester", or "bat eater" at least once in the span of a day. Your parents lose their shit over you getting a 79% on your History exam, and claim that teens haven't changed since their generation, but they have. Popular kids can speak anytime they want, but normal kids can't speak without some degenerate saying "Who asked?". If you do anything normal, you will be known as an NPC, but if you do something different, they'll say: "You're not the protagonist". Like, make up your fucking mind. Overall, this place is hell, but a friend or two is enough to keep you from being mentally unstable. If you have no friends, you're pretty much hopeless.
Lunch Lady: Okay, whaddya want?
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
by PrankDevil June 21, 2023
Get the middle schoolmug. A multi-gender school where the teachers are nice and have a lot of interesting programmes. Although the campus is small, the field is Olympics size standard
by f.ireinthe-holy February 14, 2024
Get the Tanjong Katong Secondary Schoolmug. A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024
Get the Swift middle schoolmug. A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.
by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024
Get the Mars Area School Districtmug. by JazisJaz November 11, 2022
Get the Cabot School Districtmug.