Waffles

Food of the gods

Up in heaven, you can eat infinite waffles. At the same time, if you wanted to.

by Flatblok71 September 27, 2020

Waffle :>

Fuck this little bitch :-)

Waffle :> is not cool

by Asherr99 August 21, 2020

Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere

I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy

by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018

Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain

Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.

by psudeom July 25, 2022

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!

by re77815 December 5, 2020

secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.

Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.

"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."

by sailorkatz April 4, 2021