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Toilet-roulette

A game that you many times are forced to play when visiting certain institutions and public places.

Takes place whenever you're in the need of toilet facilities and are
a) entering a booth or
b) raising a toilet seat cover.

You loose in toilet-roulette if the toilet is blocked and full of yuk.

The chances for loosing in toilet-roulette are usually lower in the morning, and increases for every opening hour. In extreme cases the odds for loosing are above 9/10.
A: Hey girl. You'll keep the table for us, while I'm getting some lunch?
B: Agh. Fuck it. You can have my lunch bag. I was suppose to take a quick wee before I met you, but lost toilet-roulette 7 times, and now I'm too disgraced to eat my lunch.
by CBS-student for better toilets December 7, 2011
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Skibidi Toilet Kid

A child, typically under the age of 10, who is absolutely obsessed with Skibidi Toilet. This can be seen as the early stages of a child being afflicted with Skibidi Toilet Syndrome.
Guy 1: Bro, your brother is always on that fucking iPad watching Skibidi toilet.

Guy 2: Pretty sure he’s a fucking Skibidi toilet kid.

Guy 1: Oof. Sorry for your loss, dude.
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Toilet Mace

Spray to mask the smell of the tooket
I sprayed the toilet mace to mask the smell of that poop
by Krazypeanut October 6, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet

The YouTube shorts series made by DaFuqBoom which has an audience and fanbase of pre-birth to 11 year olds that makes me want to commit not live.
Skibidi Kid (Fetus): Skibidi Toilet dop dop yes yes

Me: Ahh fucking hell.
by Random person in random place February 4, 2024
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bubbling toilet

A rare phenomenon that occurs when you take a stool softener and a laxative at the same time turning your fecal matter into lava
Bro I just took a laxative and a stool softener and now there is a bubbling toilet bowl n the bath room
by Blackhammer1992 October 29, 2017
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backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.
you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!
by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013
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toilet water enima

when you are taking a shit and toilet water splashes in your ass
i was shitting earlier and got a toilet water enima
by Vlonevlex February 14, 2018
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