Toilet Paper

Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.

Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.

by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021

Toileter

Someone who is in the toilet reasing themselves,,,

The toileter was just few minutes to leave the toilet after suffering from running stomach.

by Thiboz October 30, 2018

Toilet

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants

You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all

by Fungirl_ January 2, 2017

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Toilet time

A toilet time is slang for a party that Skibidi Toilet people go to.

Dude I'm hosting a toilet time at my house, you coming?

by rsin102 September 9, 2025

Toilet hugger

A big beautiful ass.

Sarah: Did you see the toilet hugger on Carlos?

by Hill billy joe January 25, 2021

Toilet Care Package

Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.

Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!

by killman64 September 9, 2016