Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

sausaged

to pour boiling water over your boyfriends penis, add salt and pepper and eat it

"i sausaged my man's pipi last night. we're never ever having sex again"

by Krkič July 12, 2019

Sausage McTucking

The action of a male becoming sexually aroused to the point of a stiff erection, which is then concealed by tucking the penis underneath the elastic of said male's underwear.

Timmy had such a big boner, luckily before he stood, he pulled a Sausage McTucking!

by Kraplach March 19, 2016

sausage sniffer

A faggot who can't stop smelling penis

Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis

by Slurped buttface December 09, 2024

Deli sausage

Another name for a condom that can be used to conceal what you're talking about.

E.g: "Hey Kane, do you have a deli sausage?" "Yeah theres one in my bag"

by WATERMRMELON July 26, 2021

Sausage Squirrel

a male who engages in sexual acts with another male (eating his nuts)

Dave= Im going around to Rhys' house today to suck his nuts

Steven= You sausage squirrel

by Jerry Fishburne April 07, 2016

Damp wet sausage

The act of hitting a baseball for a double or more

Wow wheels that’s a nice damp wet sausage

by Rawr xd 7878 May 22, 2022