Lowes

A person who cuts a hole in a fence to take a shit

James wtf you are a lowes

by Full Metal Malcolm X August 15, 2021

low open

The shittiest of shitty shit who think they're great so they prance about with a high esteem thinking they tower over everyone and do stupid shit that just disrupts others and proves they are, in fact, low open.

"This guy is the definition of low open."

by whydoineedahandlethatsdumb September 21, 2014

Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.

Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now

by __naux__ November 19, 2024

Low-key

A word that Dylan uses a lot

Dylan says "thats low-key crazy!"
Piper says "Dylan! You use that word a lot!"

by Piepear to Dialone February 21, 2025

Low Blow

Slang only fleetside kinsey thugs use

“wow man that was a low blow low fucking blow man”
lowblow- a attack that hits close to home

by nolifejunkie September 8, 2020

keepin' it low

Keeping it quiet., sercretive, on the down-low, cool.

What about that car crash?

Hey, I'm keepin' it low for now.

by radvfx October 22, 2015

low banana

The banana in the bunch that is easiest to pick. The outlier banana hanging on by a thread, just BEGGING to be picked. The easy choice. The bitch-boy choice.

In reference to the more commonly used phrase “low-hanging fruit”, the banana is a specific fruit. Naming a specific fruit makes the phrase more funny. I don’t make the rules, that’s just fruit joke science.

“Oh, he seems to have picked the low banana” the sports commentator made as he watched a golfer attempt to make an easy shot, but epically fail.

by Meagan Tree Wood May 22, 2022