The Last Door

a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence

Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020

Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door

99 years before

Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor

99 years before

Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER

99 years before

Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.

by igotitallHANDLED May 31, 2022

lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

twink next door

A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.

"That twink next door stole my fucking husband! My husband is fucking a twink!"

by 1nc_a June 8, 2025

Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.

"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."

by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021

wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole

Hey that girls has a wooly door

by j hookington June 1, 2014

Door plug

A disabled door that fell 16,000 feet

Door plug, you are the weakest link, GOODBYE

by worldwide_321neo May 19, 2024

Door

A door is a barrier that can be opened. and is installed with the intention to facilitate human traffic though a wall.

you know what a door is... idiot

by luckydru November 15, 2022