Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 20, 2011

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

by smohr March 3, 2011

natalie and charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g

cha cha and Natalie love each other so very much

haha, Natalie and Charlie sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g ahahah

by big changes June 20, 2021

Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot

Military phonetic alphabet for "Go fuck yourself." Look at the first letter of each word.

I told my commanding officer the coordinates were: "Golf Oscar Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Romeo Sierra Echo Lima Foxtrot." Thank god he never learned I told him to go fuck himself.

by CharlieUniformNovemberTango January 6, 2017

Charlie Mcgurgan

he's alright

Charlie Mcgurgan, is alright

by quantumania March 9, 2025

Charlie

Charlie, every girl well not every but most girls named Charlie tend to always fall in love with guys named Mark & James.

Charlie YOU LIKE JAMES FROM NEXT DOOR

by No1tokz October 10, 2021

Charlie

verb: charlie; 3rd person present: charlies; past tense: charlied; past participle: charlied; gerund or present participle: charling

Definition:
(1) To protect and care for lovingly.

(2) To hold dear, as a treasure.

I charlie every moment I’ve ever spent with you, and I look forward to charling every moment that will come.

by Dirandir January 3, 2024