Crack Queen

Female crack addict who will perform illegal acts to obtain money to buy drugs

look at that crack queen

by Ac January 28, 2004

SMokin' Crack

What I do in order to attend school and keep my life on track.

SMokin' Crack, not what it can do for you, but what you do to get it

by Phil the azn May 23, 2004

Rainbow Crack

The only legal powder in America.

The Rainbow Crack is still in the brown bag under the guitar.

by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007

crack snack

snacks sold in bodegas and corner stores worldwide. choices can range anywhere from cream cheese danishes to doritos to Arizona iced tea tall boys. none of these items cost more than a dollar.

dude 1: dude I'm going down to the 'dega for crack snacks. whatcha want.
dude 2: gimme a zona and some some coconut cookies

by Brett Gazes June 18, 2008

jack in the crack

jack in the box's real name

hey mate I am going for a walkabout to jack in the crack want to come I am gonna get a burger and thorw up

by williamtell April 27, 2006

crack slap

When you are doing crack and fucking a girl in the ass, spit on her bak then she turns around and bust on face, then slap her in the face with your penis.

Bob did a crack slap with your mother last night!

by Dann Higginson August 14, 2006

ash crack

ash crack is 'crack' or a joke that is in no way, shape or form the slightest bit funny and makes a man want to cry. Something that is said to be ash crack can be a poor effort of sarcasm or a comment that is intended to be funny but everything falls still and stops breathing, dies a little and commonly tumble weeds roll across scenery. People have been known to have that bad 'ash crack' that they have been put inside tyres and burnt alive (worse case scenario) common punishments include slaps and verbal abuse. 'Ash' can also mean 'dead'

A: 'pass me them turkey twizlers'
B: ' I turkey twizzled your mum'
A: ' NO, that was ash crack'
B: ' yer right in her crack'
(que tumble weed, verbal abuse and wet fish slap)

e.g. somebody starts telling a really long crap joke. You yell 'Just bore off with your ash crack, your giving me a boregasm!'

by robbo18 April 17, 2011